The Two Babylons: or, the Papal Worship Proved
to Be the Worship of Nimrod and His Wife – Alexander Hislop (1916)
(Recently I came across a Reading List for a University lecture course taught by the great Sun Ra back in the day. Fascinating stuff. This is my review of the first book on the Sun Ra Reading List. I hope to make it through them all this year. - RXTT)
This one is heavy. First, a little background. I am the son of an Episcopal Priest. Because of this, I grew up in church, and
because of my curiosity, I was always reading the Bible, or any theology that
came my way. I wanted to know what in
this collection of books (BIBLIA means a collection of separate books, hence
our Bible) was the source for the seemingly infinite variety of denominations
and sects that claimed to be following the teachings of Jesus the Christ. In all my study as a youth, and in the
decades since, I have never found any of what Jesus the Christ taught,
preached, or espoused, to be complex. His
teachings are exceedingly basic, and applicable to all humans in all
lands. The many religions/sects/cults
(they are all the same thing) that sprung up in Jesus’ wake, however, have
conflated his teachings, and obscured the simple message behind walls of ritual,
baroque language, and the seemingly impenetrable man-made creation of the
priesthood. The worst one seems to be the Roman Catholic Church.
A quick history lesson: the times in
which Jesus the Christ lived are estimated to be between 2,000 and 2,100 years
ago. No one can be sure. There is no
record anywhere of the date of his birth, the date of his mitzvah (Jesus was a
Jew, you know), or of the date of his death.
There are no Roman or old Israelite records showing Jesus specifically
being tried and executed. All we have
are the words of Scripture, in which very little of Jesus’ life is actually
discussed. There is nothing in the Bible
between his birth and the time he came of age, and very little between that and
his rise as a prophet and leader of men.
You can find Bibles that mark all of the words claimed to be spoken by
Jesus the Christ in red letters, and let me tell you, it is barely two pages of
text collectively. That is, two pages of
text, out of a collection of books running thousands of pages long.
The initial Christians, in the three
to four-hundred years after his passing, maintained for the most part the
teachings he gave. People today talk constantly
about Jesus’ calls to be humble, to turn the other cheek to your enemy, to not
use violence, for violence is an evil method.
These are all great teachings and deeply valuable, as evident in the US
Civil Rights movement of the 1960’s with Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.’s
non-violent protest, and in India’s Revolt from the yoke of the British Empire,
with Mahatma Gandhi's non-violent protest tactics. They were also central to the early
Christians. However, if you actually
read the Gospels instead of accepting your local cult leader’s (priest’s)
interpretation, you will see that Jesus preached against many things which,
today, are not so commonly discussed.
Jesus preached against all organized religion of any type, and the idea
that any intermediary can or should come between a human and his divinity
(God). He saw first-hand the corruption
Rabbinical “leaders” caused in his Jewish faith. He saw how those people get assigned power
over the rest of us, power which only leads to evil and ill. Jesus also preached heavily for the personal
dissolution of the family. He states
many times that a good person values god more than their family. Jesus lived in a time where one’s family
dictated everything about your life. If
you were born to a rich landowner, you were to be a rich landowner. If you were born to a destitute family, you
deserved it and you were going to stay destitute. The modern ideal of a human being making
something out of themselves, regardless of their familial status or where they
come from, is a very recent phenomenon, and for most of human history this has
not been the case.
Jesus also preached separation from the
concerns of the state. He witnessed the
corruption inherent when a powerful religion (concerned primarily with men’s
souls) comingled and eventually entrenched themselves into local (Roman)
politics. What is the old saying? “Power tends to corrupt. Absolute power tends to corrupt absolutely.” Jesus preached against the old codes in the
Bible, stating that, as he had come to redeem the world of all sin, past and
present, the old Abrahamaic and Mosaic laws of the Hebrews were null and void,
and there was but one way to salvation, faith in the teachings of Jesus. This may have been his greatest act of
rebellion, and is most definitely the teaching that caused him to be executed
by religions leaders using the Roman courts as their proxy. (Many claim that Jesus was put to death for
preaching to non-Jews. In fact, many of
the apostles were against Jesus teaching his lessons to non-Jews. Jesus did not see the difference, for we are
all human, and his teachings applied to all.
He began preaching to “gentiles,” the non-Jews such as Greeks,
Phoenicians, Egyptians, etc. who happened to live in or near Israel. It is easy to see how this would piss off
some rich bastard priesthood/rabbis whose sole claim to power was being able to
guide Hebrews to God.)
In other words, Jesus’ teachings
amounted to a direct and absolute threat to all established powers in his
world. “Render unto Caesar what is Caesar’s”
as Jesus stated so famously when asked about money and taxes. Jesus did not care about money. The early Christians followed his teachings,
abstaining from blind obedience to families, the state or any organized
religion, and not seeking to hoard riches or wealth. They met in un-decorated rooms, and humbly
prayed, quietly, as Jesus taught. It
only took three to four hundred years for these good teachings to be overrun by
an organization seeking to regain their power, both religious and political,
and for them to claim to be the sole and only source for true salvation. That group of evil bastards is, according to Mr. Hislop, what is
currently known as the Roman Catholic Church, home of endless nun-rapes, pedophiles,
bastard children, and the most exquisite blasphemies and idolatries ever, all
the while telling the millions of Christians worldwide that they are the
sinners, that they are born evil, and that only through the Roman Catholic Church
(RCC) and their priests can humans hope to achieve redemption.
It is this organization, at one
point so powerful that the Pope actually ruled an entire empire (Papal States - edit, thanks to !@#$#%$), that Alexander Hislop has put squarely in his sights. His disdain for the evils of the RCC is so
great that he spent a great part of his life in research, reading, learning,
and understanding exactly how the RCC has managed to enslave much of the world
in a deeply Pagan and un-Christian religion.
Hislop goes into extravagant detail about pretty much every single
aspect of what we call today Roman Catholicism, and how it is all just a
subversion of Christian tropes in service of a more ancient pagan belief, the
worship of the god/godman called Baal, Cyrus, or Nimrod. This individual, Hislop claims, was the son
of Noah, the first creator of a large walled city after the Biblical Flood
(Babylon), who, after his death in a violent manner, was deified as having been
resurrected as the God of all Men. His
wife, Semiramis, gave birth to a son, Tammuz, in a virgin birth. The Babylonian religion coalesced these two
entities, the father and the son, as being the same person, essentially having
Nimrod father himself and be reborn as Tammuz.
They also ended up worshiping Semiramis as a goddess who had a miraculous
“Virgin” birth. She became so very
powerful as a goddess object of worship that Tammuz was infantilized, and both
of them were portrayed just as Mary and Jesus are now portrayed, a virgin
mother saint holding her sainted son, reborn of the Father.
When the Roman Emperors’ began to attempt
to control Christianity, they essentially couched the old paganism in Christian
symbolism, turning the ancient festival of Saturnalia (celebrating the Virgin
birth of Tammuz/Mithra) into Christmas, turning the spring festivals to Ishtar
(a goddess Hislop shows to be just an inversion of the worship of Semiramis)
into the High festival of Easter, supposedly commemorating Jesus’ reincarnation
after his crucifixion, but celebrated with Pagan symbols such as eggs, rabbits,
and other ancient stand-ins for fertility.
They declared formally that they were the only true Christian religion,
that no others are valid, and that redemption and salvation do not come from
faith in Jesus the Christ and following his teachings, but in endless cycles of
pagan bullshit such as flagellation, contrition, the paying of tithes, suffering
for suffering’s sake, and the constant reminder of the horrors that the human
body of Jesus endured by the fetish of the Roman execution device of the
cross. This is essentially religious
horror-porn. Christ never mentioned any
of these things as divine and in fact, actually denounced most of them.
One of the biggest areas that Hislop
explores is the method by which the Roman Catholic Church has ingrained the
cardinal sin of idolatry into its very essence.
The very first of the Mosaic Commandments states thus, “I am the Lord,
thy God. Thou shall have no other gods
before me. Thou shalt not make unto thee
any graven image.” Jesus, in his
Gospels, states that this Commandment takes precedence above all others. However, this is exactly the opposite of what
the Roman Catholic Babylon Church has forced upon the devout. Their houses of worship are covered in idols,
images, and statues that are MEANT to be prayed to. Instead of praying quietly to god, as commanded
by Jesus, Roman Catholics are expected to supplicate to dead saints (many of
them converted Pagan gods or ideas), and Mary and the priests to plead to God
on their behalf. Nowhere is Jesus
mentioned. The pagan worship of a Virgin
Mother has so corrupted the Roman Catholic Church that even the Popes exclaim
that Mary is the redeemer, the one who makes Jesus save us. That is deep blasphemy.
I have not even scratched the
surface of what Hislop exposes. In the
Gospels, Jesus states that we are all to confess our sins to each other,
including religious leaders. This keeps
everyone humble, and human, and understanding of our failings, and better able
to accept the faults of others (a very Christian thing to do), but the Roman Catholic
Church does not follow Jesus’ teachings on this. They demand that all subjects confess their
sins to a Priest, who remains anonymous, and then the priest will give them
some rote bullshit to do to be “absolved,” such as reciting countless prayers
to Mary (more blasphemy). Never, ever, do the Priests confess their sins to the
people in their care. In fact, when the
people come out and inform authorities that many of the Roman Catholic
priests/monks/nuns are pedophiles, rapists, abusers, inveterate drunks,
gamblers, and all-around professional sinners, there is never any
accountability! Rapist pedophile
priests are slightly chastised and sent to a different parish, where their evil
can continue unabated. Recently a
comprehensive list of priests accused of credible sexual rape and abuse, has
been published. It runs over THREE
THOUSAND NAMES LONG. None of these
assholes will be jailed. None will even
be prosecuted in court. The Roman Catholic
Church treats their priest’s crimes as “sins” to be dealt with internally, regardless
of the horror and trauma they cause to countless generations of people. This has been the case for hundreds of years. If anyone does come to trial, it is always
some ancient old priest who raped kids for decades, but now looks so feeble and
old that people feel pity for the rapist!
Religion is, to me, the last great
superstition left in humanity. It is the
single largest source of pain, suffering, and outright evil in the world. The biggest crimes against humanity have been
done in the name of religion, or attempting to stop one specific religion. It is all a crock of shit. As soon as we all rid ourselves of the idea
that cryptic and debased belief systems are truth and the key to happiness
once we are dead, then humanity will reach a deeper closeness with the true teachings
that Jesus the Christ died to impart.
Mr. Hislop, as a Christian in the late 1800’s and early 1900’s, is a
devout believer in Jesus. He deeply
believes that Jesus and his sacrifice were, as Jesus stated, the final redemption
of mankind, and that no other redemption is required, which is the exact
opposite of what the Roman Catholic Church preaches. I do not feel this way. I do not “believe” in anything. I am purely a human being, living my life as
best I see fit, and trying my hardest to help others when I can, and not hurt
others when I am able to stop myself from doing so. I have had many people in my life, people
very close to me, tell me that in my day to day living, I am the closest thing
to a Christian they know. I take it as a
compliment. Jesus was a REBEL. Jesus knew his teachings were important
enough to die for. Jesus whupped some
money-lender ass when they defiled his father’s house.
This is not an easy book to
read. The work is dense, and Mr. Hislop
gives you everything he can find to prove his point. There are so many examples, so many
unavoidable truths within, that I can see why this book is not more widely
known. The Wizard of Oz does NOT want
you to see how he makes the magic happen.
